December 2010
I want to go to Egypt. I want to go to Egypt. I...
That awkward moment when someone says NIGGA and...
^^lls i jus said this yesterday! lol
MEANWHILE ON TWITTER TODAY: lmfao →
guapobugatti:
fuckyeahkelolo:
raz-b starts talkin smack about chris while tryins holla at rihanna, so we all like
& chris was like
& raz-b thinkin chris wouldn’t say anything lookin like
chris brown started gettin on raz-b for having his balls tickled by chris stokes
& everybody laughin at raz-b like
then all of tumblr & twitter start retweet & bloggin like...
non black people using the n word.
fucking idiots
I wanna be that girl he's scared to lose.
they told me i could become anything in the world
ohfortheloveoffuck:
so i became a hipster photographer
i think that showing only half of my face would ~really speak to all of you~
^^lol cute!
The Difference Between The Importance Of Seeing...
When Trey Songz Cries:
Reaction:
When Chris Brown Cries:
Reaction:
I want Carrie's fashion, Miranda's smarts,...
(via thedarkestdarling)
PrinceyPOP: Favorite scene from sex in the city →
princeygoespop:
M:”I dont know! is it ok to fuck one guy while you’re pregnant with another guys baby?”
C:”If one more person asks me that today”
M:”i mean im not in a relationship with the father of the baby or anything”
C:”wow, i rarely heard that used as a plus, but go on”
M:”its just that is it tacky, and…
^^lmfao
Men may have discovered fire but women discovered how to play with it.
– Sex in The City. (via melvee)
rockin wit my oxy in the clouds
u couldnt touch me if u wanted to
shrugs
i wouldnt feel it anyways
lol
deerugs
Mom: i need a muscle relaxant. u have any
Me: no. but u do. in ur drawer. *looks around aimlessly* lol
Mom: can u get me one
Me: *brings one downstairs* here u go
Mom: thanx where was it
Me: in ur drawer. it wasnt in the bottle. but this is oxy.
Mom: how do u kno its the right thing then
Me: cus i kno drugs. now dont ask me anymore questions . but take it with food or ur tummy will hurt
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