January 2012
December 2011
I feel lik crap on a stick today tho :/
My dream about Tiger and AJ2 last night >
Partying on New Year's Eve?
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I love my brother so much.
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He is my favorite person in the whole world.
I don’t know what I would do without him to be honest.
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops